all that cant be said

Anal Hair Part 2.

I said I love you,
I really really do.
But one fine day I decided,
to try something new.
With wax smeared on between my crack,
I started to proceed,
to plaster a strip of paper to the crevice at my back.
I clenched my teeth and shut my eyes,
as I pulled with all my might,
the strip of paper came right off with a really awesome "Shh-raaaaaaack"
Oh the pain I had to bear just to strip you from my ass,
but it was all worth it to see my nice clean bottom.
Well I didn't really get a shock that threw me off my scrotum,
I did find it lovely that my rear was nice and clean.
The days went by and you came back oh-so-very-quick,
you gave me such an itch, that really made me twitch.
It felt like someone put a toilet brush,right between my cheeks.
A lesson learnt that very day,
that I must never shave. (or wax)
Ultimately my little one,
I'll keep you from the sun.
No more shaving, no more waxing,
because that my friend, is very taxing.
I love you anal hair.

note: refer to anal hair part one. we love you ben!