all that cant be said

hello guys! today you shall take part in the build your 'perfect' lady challenge. created by me! and enhanced by the kind souls namely ivan, ben see and people sitting near me during amath. although ben was just talking horny most of the time. =) of course those were not put in here.
oh to the people in church whom i asked, im not sorry. hehe. it was fun creeping all ye fellas out with the questions.
no one's perfect, hence the inverted commas. since perfect women dont exist, might as well make the best of what is available. unless she's jessica alba of course.

BUILD YOUR 'PERFECT' LADY CHALLENGE

sexy or pretty?

boobs or butt?

bushy eyebrows or unibrow?

oversized hands or oversized feet?

overgrown nostril hair or overgrown ear hair?

oversized nose or oversized ears?

unproportionately long toes or unproportionately long fingers?

hairy arms or hairy legs?

thunderthighs or flabby arms?

hairy chest or hairy butt?

bad teeth or bad breath?

bad hair or dandruff?

overly innocent or horny?

oversized lips or oversized eyelids?

one nostril or no nipples? (not created by me)

bad-mannered or vulgar?

hairy all over or bruised all over?

disgustingly lacking nails or disgustingly long nails?

one eye or one ear?

eyes cocked to the centre or eyes cocked to the sides?

crooked body or crooked face?

different coloured eyes or different coloured lips?

if your partner were cheating on you, would you want him/her to be cheating on you with a man/woman?

END : imagine.

i'm all out. can't think of anymore. maybe i'll come back and update it. thanks all who helped and attempted. special thanks to confirmand matthew for asking for more. no thanks to confirmand benedict for scolding me crazy and disgusting. hahaha. ok fine maybe a little. but not that much!!