all that cant be said

haha. this one is written for the 2 most spastic people ever to walk the face of this earth. i just realised it on friday. i mean normal people don't bring their fake ' semi automatic automatic AK-47/2' around and start hiding behind pillars and shooting people. so thanks for giving me a free show of "dumb and dumber" without paying $7.50. cos it was darn fun! this one's for ivan and afnan. they come scarily close to the spasticity of kevin lai the great.

LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

who knew a friday would turn so spastic
walking around school acting all terrorist
lucky it was fake or it would be drastic
cos its all headshots on your frag list

we killed gb kids
blew the little kids to little bits
threatened the red cross
guns work better when you cant use force

saw the fella trying to catch the hose
laughed so hard it hurt my nose
if only we could have blasted him
man it wouldve been the ultimate dream

but all that violent tendencies
nothing compare to the sheer spasticities
they laugh and do the finger thing
seriously, pretty embarrassing

but it was a darn fun day
that i have to say
4 questions in 4 hours
thats a crappy total.

so thank you for that afternoon
maybe we can relive it someday soon
afnan, until then i want my gun back
lets hope you didnt get arrested
blowing people up at the mrt track

hey ivan, the bubbles gonna break
cos im here and it im gonna stake!
yes kinda like buffy does a vampire
cos my flame thrower shoots out fire!
those soap bubbles better run for cover.

i just really wanna slap myself on the head.
maybe i'll laugh till i am dead.
cos i have never seen anyone duck behind a dustbin
den pretend to shoot someones brains in.
it makes me really wanna say
"like what in the world?!"