A POEM BY BENEDICT LOW

this is all ben's idea. i had nothing to do with it.

A POEM BY BENEDICT LOW

Oh, anal hair,
Oh anal hair,
Without you, my arse would be so bare!a
I wouldn't even dare,
to take a peek at my bottom,
without getting shocked off my scrotum.
I know this is getting too adult,
for my little appreciation about,
you, my precious, precious anal hair.
Oh, anal hair,
Oh anal hair,
Without you, I'll feel so bare.
Oh anal hair,
How I love you so.
I love you anal hair.